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Kiss Emily Day

There are actually multiple days this event occurs on. November 5, 19-21, 27. If November doesn’t work, then you can try any Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays in November. Actually, kiss Emily whenever you see her. She wants you so go for it.
Guy:Hey mind if I kiss you?
Emily:I don’t mind but why today?
Guy:Well it’s Kiss Emily Day!!
*kiss*
by millerjakey! October 28, 2021
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emily

Emily best known for her eyes and attractive family members. She lives to dance and often you’ll find her driving around in a bug car, watch out for those trucks though. She practices abstinence and has no talent. Cannot do lashes to save her life but is so funny and kind so people just ignore that. Hot dad. Favourite snack, eel. Favourite colours to wear are brown and red. Emily is very adventurous.
person 1: OMG im so inlove with emily can you believe that

person 2: Nah bro id stay away from her she rawdogs
by jess/jesusluv July 8, 2021
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Emily

The most annoying girl in the world, thinks she's "quirky" cause she acts "spontaneous" with friends.
Omg Emily! You're such a crackhead!!11!!1!
by weeniexx September 8, 2020
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emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)
person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines
by mickeydickens March 17, 2025
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Emily

Sexy Man #1: Look at this pic of Emily
Sexy Man #2: Hot
by Chadley Bradley March 16, 2021
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Emily

Emily is a person who has a heart of gold, pretty, stunning, gorgeous, charming and are the complete definition of amazing. They are funny, and will lighten up a room, no matter what . They are also cute, lovable and have a smile that brings everyone joy. No one deserves someone like as cool as Emily and humanity should all be very grateful that they exist, for our sake. People who hate Emily are jealous of their flawless personality and the fact that Emily stole their bitches; Emily has all the drip, all the ladies, all the kindness and all the brains, while remaining a complete gentle girlboss. Sometimes Emily might feel insecure or upset, but this is a reminder of how precious they are to everyone, and that they’ll always have their back.
Someone: I hate Emily
The whole world: *on their way to ruin this person’s life*
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Emily Slymen

A skibidi sigma from Ohio. Super sussy and grimace shake. “What the sigma” she says. She enjoys doing the griddy.
Emily Slymen is super ohio.
by That Guy Himothy August 10, 2024
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