The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.
Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*
by Monofur November 25, 2022
Get the stuffing the turkeymug. Aka room temp turkey, microwaved turkey. Opposite of cold turkey. When you try to get addicted to something all at once.
by Booturkey February 10, 2024
Get the Warm turkeymug. The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.
Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023
Get the Lincoln Turkeymug. When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.
Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude
Emily: what the fuck dude
by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024
Get the The Gutted Turkeymug. When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.
by Finner451 May 16, 2016
Get the Turkey Trunkmug. When two males face away from each other on all fours and one places a finger on their anus in order for the other to bump it and insert it into their own anus.
by Real pop March 3, 2025
Get the Turkey Tailingmug. Someone who either
1. Act act differently in front of other people vs. with you
2. We'll talk behind a friend's back
3. Is a fake bitch
1. Act act differently in front of other people vs. with you
2. We'll talk behind a friend's back
3. Is a fake bitch
Damn that biddies a whole turkey dummi!
She want to try to be cute to my face but then talk behind my back like what is you doin!?
She want to try to be cute to my face but then talk behind my back like what is you doin!?
by Jfamz00 June 18, 2019
Get the Turkeymug.