Turkey

A word that can be used for people like your best friend. Its often used in Whats App and if he or she calls you you can laugh about his or her name. And if they don`t like it, not important for you, just always call her Turkey
1: Hey I love youuuuu my best friend!
2: Ok, Turkey
by Neelya March 23, 2017
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Turkey

Very weak and shitty country, it has the worst currency and economy in the world and it always gets fucked by its neighbours
Average Turk: Turkey is the strongest country in the world inshallah

Average Bulgarian: Kys rezak
by BulgarianLion December 04, 2021
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Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.
by Chimp-Arm May 04, 2024
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Turkey Creemee

When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.
Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!
by Quackeroni and Cheese November 12, 2021
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roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.
tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!
by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011
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Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.
"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."
by Celiamolestrangler September 30, 2022
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turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009
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