flaming dick

Another word for chlamydia.

Boy 1: I should never have hooked up with that chick last night!
Boy 2: Why's that?

Boy 1: I 've got a flaming dick

by The Naked Feet March 15, 2017

wale dick

Long wiggly penis

The Long wiggly penis can't fit wale dick

by Jimm jobb March 15, 2017

dick cavity

When you have had an over abundance of male genitalia from multiple cultures.

Hey you that girl there, she has a dick cavity

by Bcepanther18 March 17, 2017

Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master April 19, 2016

Denim dick

1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.

Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.

2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with

Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"

Sam: "Denim dick man"

by DontQ April 20, 2016

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016