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Get Shit Done Day

A day after a really terrible event in which you suddenly have the motivation to do way more than you would normally.
A: I cleaned my whole house after Katie broke up with me.
B: But you never clean anything.
A: Yeah, I was just having a Get Shit Done Day.
by JoeyisStuck April 20, 2018
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Shit fluff

The fluff that gets created in ones belly button, there's no evidence where it comes from but there's so much you would expect to see holes in your T shirts and why is it always blue no matter what colour shirt you wear?
Fuck me, I stripped off Infront of this girl, she was so hot and gagging for it, but then I realised something was wrong by the startled look on her face. Shit! By buttons full of fluff!!! My night was ruined by shit fluff!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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No shit sherlock

Longer sentence for "of course" and "its obvious".
Mostly used in insults and arguements.
According to the big Indonesian dictionary., "Skuy" is not a standard senten-

No shit sherlock, it is not a standard Indonesian sentence..... but it was a indonesian slang!
by Agent RBXY July 16, 2022
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Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
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Dex shit

by Fart5656 October 6, 2018
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Flippin' Shits

to freak out. sounds better then saying freaking out though. Also sometimes known as flippin dooks (dookies)
by asiancaucasian43 September 14, 2009
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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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