Travis-Hey Mary I wanted to ask you out
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause itโs national ask your crush out day
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause itโs national ask your crush out day
by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

by Watch your back December 13, 2024

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.
PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025

by ๐๐๐๐ November 5, 2018

by eeeeeeeeeeeh October 2, 2023

I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020

โBro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!โ
โOh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!โ
โOh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!โ
by amy robson November 23, 2022
