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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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I like your shirt

Way of saying I love you well also being subtle
Crush: OK I gotta head out
You: all right, by the way, I like your shirt.
by Coplobber April 2, 2024
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mind your six

manasa, i’m coming! mind your six!
by acleanswitch April 5, 2024
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maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase that came from orbits (loona fans). it's about a person who wrote a fanfiction about jinsoul and kim lip being pregnant and having a baby, so this phrase was born and orbits say it to the person who wrote it as a joke. yes, it's a part of the loona iceberg and is surprisingly on the deepest category. STAN LOONA!! STAN ARTMS, LOOSSEMBLE, CHUU, YVES!!
"my tummy feels weird..." "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic!"
by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 6, 2024
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don’t get your tie in a turntable

to tell someone not to freak out so much about a little thing
Don’t get your tie in a turntable Adaeze!
by DefinitelyNotChidi April 6, 2024
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National Send Your Man Arch Pics Day

Today if you didn't know, you have to send your boyfriend arch pics. If you don't know what that is then search it up.
"It's National send your man arch pics day today so you have to send me one"
by hxteaag April 6, 2024
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