off my case

no longer criticizing or harassing someone.

"I faked a defeat just to get him off my case"

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

cook my brew

As a joke when someone is cooking for you.

what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.

or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.

"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"

"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."

by soniiiety July 7, 2018

Oh my gurl

When you have a rough time doing something and it involves girls.

You&Me: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Me:*Loses* Oh my gurl.

by CYCY_23_NCT March 27, 2022

my ex

hes very ginger .. 💀

my ex

by e1bae March 23, 2023

mixing my balls up

Yet another way of saying that you're confused.
Not meant to be used for inappropriate ways of saying this.

bro you mixing my balls up fr

by phuo June 16, 2023

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025