jump my line

Hit me up.

like text or call me

person one: “Jump my line”
person two: *texts person 1 or calls*

by MeMeLu July 24, 2022

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I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

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Part 2. she will be yours and you'll always be hers no matter what. amazing doesn't begin to describe who she is but you have to make sure she knows it. My princess has been wronged in the past so many times and she deserves everything the universe has to offer, you know you don't deserve her but you do everything you can to make sure she knows you love her. she gives love meaning again and if you have her make sure she knows how much you love her and that you will never let her go nor leave her, you swear on your life and you take that to your grave and beyond because she is beyond perfect. I Love you my Princess I am never going anywhere I will always be yours, Because you are my Forever & Always. you'll know who you are when you read this and I can't wait to Hug you.

My Princess Will always make me happy cum

by Khaos kittens July 26, 2022

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Crank my cudgel

Act of masturbation.

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.

by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022

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Not my Moncus

Short for not my Monkey's, not my Circus

Person 1: Hey did you did you hear Dave and Terry a arguing over how the activity is run?
Person 2: Dave and Terry will work it out and if not its Not my Moncus anyway

by MadSeaChef July 28, 2022

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piss in my ass

When you die in COD or fail an assignment given to ypu whether it'd be IRL or in a video game.

no, its not gay... unless you're talking about the OTHER definition, if you are, you're weird.

Teacher:Thomas, you've scored 58%, you've failed.

Tom:PISS IN MY ASS!

or alternateivly,

*john is about to finally beat the final boss of elden ring*

*john dies*

Game Over

John:PISS IN MY ASS!

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

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