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School Lunch

Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.
"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"
by chaicow March 16, 2025
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Susquehanna Valley High School

A tiny, depressing, horribly constructed high school located in Conklin, New York. It has great music and theatre programs, but a melancholic atmosphere.

Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.

Most of the teachers and staff are optimistic and lively people, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.
"Dude, stfu, your childhood wasn't even that bad."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad."
by anonymous March 17, 2025
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Susquehanna Valley High School

A tiny, depressing, horribly constructed high school located in Conklin, New York. It has great music and theatre programs, but a melancholic atmosphere.
Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.
A lot of the teachers and staff are lively and optimistic, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.
"Stfu, your childhood wasn't even that bad."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad..."
by DepressedDegenerate00 March 17, 2025
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School change room

Now, if u don't know...
I am in 10th grade and attending gym class. Gym is okay, but the change rooms are most likely not.
Let me explain.

For one, the Whole change room smells like total ass with a sweage smell.

Two, there's always clothes just sitting around forgotton about.

Three, ofc the grafitti on the toilet stalls.

Four, rotting food in ppls lockers just left there to ROT and to be forgotton about.

Five, ppl would always spray this fucking axe deodourant all across the room just making it hard for you to breathe, and yes it smells like fucking shit.
Me: hey, is there gym rn?

Classmate: yeah why?

Me: cuz I don't wanna deal with the school change room today, it smells like shit and etc.

Classmate: fr bro.
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school change room

This takes place in 10th grade (present)

I attend gym class for my high school credits, which seems okay, until I tell you about my gym change room at school.

Let me explain...

For one, the change room smells like total ass.
Two, ppl would always leave clothes all over the floor just becoming forgotton about.
Three, ppl will always leave food in their gym lockers, just for them to rot away into thin air.
Four, the usual toilet stall grafitti.
And last but not least, the AXE body spray, I swaer ppl would always spray it across the room and would be impossible to breathe in, and yes, That shit reeks af.

Anyways that's my gym change room expereince at school.
Me: hey dude, gym today?
Freind: Yeah...
Me: why upset bro?
Freind: I don't wanna deal with the change room again, that shit reeks in there...
Me: fr bro, the school change room is total chaos in there...
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Northport High School

You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA
by Invincidih March 19, 2025
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