School

ABSOLUTE HELL!

Mom: How's school?
ME: ABSOLUTE HELL!

by urmomsogae January 28, 2019

Hackney new school

Hackney new school is the shittest school in Hackney and all the teachers thete are dickheads and 70% of them smoke cigarettes and drink coffe

Her:ay i heard teachers in hackney new school dont brush their teeth

Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell

by Yhyhtrapz45 December 24, 2020

School

The Boring building when passed by makes you want to die

Kid: AHHHHHHHHHHH Its the school NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by FrostyNinja017 September 6, 2019

school fire

When you light a match and blow it out then hit someone in the face and they fly across the room

sry didnt see you there school fire

by The killer 1266 November 14, 2019

Westminster School

Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.

Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!

by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023

Joy International School

Hell but worse. WE CANT FOCUS WITH A 5 MINUTE LONG RECESS AND A SHIT TON OF HOMEWORK EVERYDAY!!!

Greg : What school do you go to?
Chris : Joy International School, aka the worst school ever.

by TheRainOnCorneliaSt. May 16, 2022

School

A place where child labor and abuse is legal and where you learn algebra which you are never actually going to use unless you become a mathematician and you get tested on things then forget about them. THen you get home BUT NO you have homework that uses the rest of the day. If you dont start your homework the moment you get home you parents are going to 360 no scope your ass.

Dad: Time for school!
Me: (ah shit time to waste my whole day doing bullshit)

by qwertyisgoofy December 13, 2022