Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025

The diet food we all self produce. The perfumed mouthwash for horny little boys.
Guaranteed to get you a date as sperm food
Guaranteed to get you a date as sperm food
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

by mids99 October 28, 2020

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.
James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?
Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
by Bearit90 October 30, 2023

by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022

gurt: "MMM.. this raspberry is fuckass shit, delicious."
kevin: "That offends tyler"
tyler: "Ts is not fuckass shit gng"
kevin: "That offends tyler"
tyler: "Ts is not fuckass shit gng"
by imomningitohyesmarkyouneedtogo May 3, 2025
