I don't give half a fuck

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

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by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

You know what? FUCK YOU!

The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."

Man: I honestly don't care if your child is gonna die.
Man2: You know what? FUCK YOU!

by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005

Fuck you, I love You!

1.) To affirm love, without justification.

2.) To silence doubt in the face of love.

3.) To speak, truthfully of feelings.

When I saw the doubt in your eyes and watched you walk away, I yelled out to you in a wild voice, "Fuck you, I love you!".

by Roothless December 14, 2010

You stupid cunt, fuck off

what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....

oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)

Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz

by BOND, DYED BLOND January 1, 2012

Fuck this shit I'm out

WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT IS WEIRD LIKE THE GUY NEXT TO YOU

OK ummm what is that fuck this shit I'm out.

by Jjlong12 March 6, 2017