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Short Shit

Slang for a someone that’s really Short
Your such a Short Shit, you could be mistaken as a midget
by AmazingHalo1313 December 3, 2019
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Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper
"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"
by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016
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Dumbass shit

When you lose to the Phenix suns 108-110 you utter these carefully placed word's after you have kicked a rubbish bin and all the content's spill out
The cavaliers have 10 seconds down 108-110!

LeBron shoots a 3.. oh it's no good !! It bounced off the rim!!! That's game!!

A few moments later: LeBron James walking into the team tunnel

Poor little rubbish bin: (LeBron James walks behind it and it gets kicked by lebron James as all the content's spill all over the place

LeBron: DUMBASS SHIT!! (LeBron James keeps walking walking
by Mimijojo March 2, 2023
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only shit

expression once used by José Victor, student from the Translation Studies course in João Pessoa, Paraíba, Brasil, in the year of 2016.
When you are surprised about something, you say: ONLY SHIT!

It kind of works out just like "holy shit" but it's only.
by Ze birl February 10, 2017
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no gay shit

said after you say something corny or cringe
i love you so much and you mean everything to me no gay shit
by please believe this dawg May 24, 2021
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Shit cricket

Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy
You better give me back my money you little shit cricket
by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022
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Shit Slip (n.)

An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.
"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"
by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 1, 2022
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