by Dylan.wm February 4, 2020
Get the Trents dick mug.Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.
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*premeditated cock-block
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*premeditated cock-block
"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."
by spaceymaree February 4, 2020
Get the Dick-Shield mug.Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020
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You really got your Dick in a Pickle when you and your wife buying an apartment next to your mistress.
by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020
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When your dick feels like play-doh when you stroke it cause you're so fucking high that it feels like play-doh.
by fobunite69 March 28, 2020
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