give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

rest your spurs

A place where you can just relax and let your guard down.

Gallaghers is a great bar to just chill at and rest your spurs without stressing about your day.

by Doc dave April 1, 2021

your did it

A really freaking silly drawing of a star in which the text "your did it" is written in comic sans, half of the text is outside

your did it

by your real name June 20, 2025

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

In your duffle

To be in your duffle is a term for when you're locked in or prepared this could also be used when you have had a series of good events happen to you

Friend: yo dog you ready for the bio test
Me: yeah man I studied for 4 hours last night

Friend: damn bro you’re in your duffle

Or

Friend: Hey bro how was your game last night
Me: Great bro I dropped 30 and we won, plus I got 100 on my bio test

Friend: damn I guess you’re just in your duffle

by Abraham Lincoln’s burner November 30, 2023

Send nudes to your homies day

On sep 30th you have to send nudes to your top homie and they have to send it back

Hey bro dyk what day it is ?
No?
It’s Send nudes to your homies day you know what that means!
Alr bro here you go 🤳🍆

by B1llyb0y September 30, 2023