Reese shit

a one of a kind shit after you haven’t gone in a while. old shit that has been in ur bowels will appear much darker while new shit will be lighter as they contrast with each other in one piece, serving as the chocolate and peanut butter seen in a Reese’s respectively

when i finally took a dump after being constipated for 5 days it looked like a reese shit

by myspace2007 May 30, 2022

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explosive shit

either you think something is amazing or you have an illness or your food has been poisend but its interesting non the less

GUY 1: bro that was some explosive shit.
GUY 2: I'm not sure if that's a good thing

by nae nae nigga February 9, 2022

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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

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scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

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