Ass wake

When you walk behind someone and smell their dirty ass.

I was at the grocery store today and walked through someone's ass wake and nearly vomited.

by Macdaddyjbrown September 2, 2025

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ass-colbert

a person with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

His jokes were so bad, the only ones that laughed were a bunch of ass-colbert's that were in denial Trump had won the election!

by Dennis Carlo August 14, 2025

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2k is ass

A dogshit game we keep buying like dumbasses

I just missed a green 2k is ass

by TAYKSON May 3, 2022

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ASS

you

you are a ass

by MonkMan1904 November 27, 2018

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1. General dude who is greedy, untrustworthy, ungrateful, lazy and just a bum in general. Would rather buy a bag of chips and dew and play C.O.D. all day then to actually work.

2. Teenager between the age of 15-18. Generally only hangs with you to smoke your bud or your cigs and never gets you back.

Jamal: "Aye bruh can I get a 20 for food yo? I'll pay you back brooo I swear."

Labron: "Hell nah cuz, fuck out here with that shit, you bum ass kid."

by PhatDoinkSmoker420 December 6, 2018

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humpty ass

Silly, stupid, forgetful

My humpty ass forgot to save my paper and I lost it when my computer crashed.

by Taco Tea Co. May 19, 2006

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Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day

by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024

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