When a person is asked to do chores and magically they feel the urge to poop, which requires them taking their cell phone to the bathroom and playing Clash of Clans instead of being responsible.
David was asked to help clean the house, magically he feels the urge to poop, he brings his phone to the bathroom and plays Clash of Clans while he takes an avoidance poop.
by Okee Doke December 30, 2015
Get the Avoidance poop mug.The time shortly before one has to poop. The urge may begin to set in and is accompanied by very smelly farts.
by tammykitt November 7, 2011
Get the poop purgatory mug.The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.
by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010
Get the pooping backwards mug.A solid piece of poop blocking the butthole passage allowing prolonged control over otherwise explosive diarrhea.
by Plumpy4000 January 8, 2009
Get the poop cap mug.When someone who is about to make a slam dunk, but has to go to the bathroom. while the slam dunk is being preformed the person "poops" their pants while in mid air.
by Randy Savage III November 15, 2013
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You push and push. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.
You push and push. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.
by Zzzara July 3, 2021
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