by TheDudeWithTheDefinitions November 23, 2011
Get the wank facemug. to masturbate rapidly while anally pleasuring one's self with a toothbrush or other anal entry instrument.
by muscles August 22, 2004
Get the pokey bum wankmug. The sex fetish of Bluetooth hacking BLE (Bluetooth Low Energy Device) enabled sex toys such as the Lovense Hush, for the purposes of masturbation or sexual arousal
When solely done for hacking purposes it's simply called "Screwdriving"(term coined by the man who discovered the security flaw.
When solely done for hacking purposes it's simply called "Screwdriving"(term coined by the man who discovered the security flaw.
Wife: "Dammit, Jim, stop hitting the activation button, I'm at work!"
Husband: "It's not me. It's probably someone driving around having a bluetooth prank and wank, again! Hey, why do you have it on at work? "
Wife: "See you later, babe..gotta go" *click*
Husband: "It's not me. It's probably someone driving around having a bluetooth prank and wank, again! Hey, why do you have it on at work? "
Wife: "See you later, babe..gotta go" *click*
by slipandslur October 3, 2017
Get the BLUETOOTH PRANK AND WANKmug. the act of bouncing on ones bed, reaching maximum height whilst masturbating furiously. Upon reaching maximum height you ejaculate your load in 'zer0-G'
by MooreMedia November 21, 2014
Get the zero g wankmug. Pressing the bum cheeks of another man/women together whilst vigorously moving your penis up and down, between the pressed cheeks.
by MatrixwolfRN December 15, 2010
Get the Mexican Bum Wankmug. by DenV May 29, 2007
Get the Rich Mans Wankmug. To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of croatian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine croatian tractor driver.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of croatian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine croatian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off! Oh, my fucking Croatian Power Wank!
by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011
Get the Croatian Power Wankmug.