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chocolate waffle 

put your penis in a waffle iron then pour chocolate on it
i gave jon a chocolate waffle because he fell assleep first
chocolate waffle by joshssexslave September 30, 2022

Twat Waffle

Someone who thinks their shit dont stink to the point they cant be described by any other words.
That Brittney Bitch is a complete Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle by v for vendettaa October 7, 2022

Shark waffle

Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.
He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle
Shark waffle by Raymondpyro October 24, 2022

wow waffle fries 

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"
wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey
wow waffle fries by tabbypears October 31, 2022

Nordic waffle 

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.
"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "
Nordic waffle by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022

TWAT WAFFLE

Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public
Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.
TWAT WAFFLE by MJomes November 24, 2022