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king shit

it means you are the end all be all of everything.
by h-lo August 24, 2004
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shit-hot

outstanding, incredible, above expectations, motivating
That uniform looks shit-hot.
by NAPS December 10, 2003
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Dope Shit

A slang term primarily used in New York describing an item or event that is great, or awesome.
Man, that movie was some Dope Shit!
by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003
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whale shit

An expression indicating the lowest position possible. An extremely low point emotionally or in life circumstances. From the assumption that whale shit reaches the bottom of the deepest oceans, the lowest point on the earth.
"When I heard that my biatch had left me for Urkel I felt lower than whale shit."

"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
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rocket shit

1-A fart-propelled dump. It makes the turd come out faster
2-Stuff relating to rockets
1-Dude, I just took a rocket shit. It came out so fast, my ass stil hurts!
2-What fell off the discovery?
I dunno, rocket shit.
by Incredible edible medicals September 23, 2005
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Oh shit!

Two well-know last words that are said
in an expression of:

1) Impending trouble- When you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;

2) Chargin- When someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves YOU or you're losing in a game;

and/or 3) Catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;

EIther way, you are screwed, dude.
Example #1- Dereck had just rolled a fat ass blunt
on the corner when he saw the 5-O rollin' in like
bad weather. "Oh shit!" he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. The cops looked him over,
but Derek didn't get busted for possession.

Example #2- When Henry's mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit."

Example #3- *SCRRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!* "OH SHIT!!!"
was the last words that Susan said as her car crashed
into the guy's parked Beamer. If the collision doesn't
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.
by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2006
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blitzkrieg shit

When you are taking a shit and you push very hard so the fecal matter comes out "lightning fast" and there is no need to wipe.
I just took a hella intense blitzkrieg shit at wendy's.
by bizitch October 10, 2006
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