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by Bdbshevudvshvdhejsvdhdveueqoev October 11, 2021
Get the Jizzmug. When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz
by UwU fuky wuky March 7, 2020
Get the Fizz and Jizzmug. Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
by ererueru July 22, 2020
Get the Jizz moppermug. When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises
Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil
by lildick nigga April 29, 2019
Get the Jizz Snizzler 911mug. by slamhogging_slampig April 6, 2017
Get the slam jizzmug. 
