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faggot

Noun

1. A derogatory term to indicate that one considers an individual to be lame, stupid, etc.

2. A bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, as a torch, etc.

3. A bundle; a bunch of items bound together

4. A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded, hammered, or rolled together at high temperature to be forged into wrought iron

5. A bouquet garni: a bundle of seasoning herbs; usually bay leaf, parsley and thyme

6. A type of traditional English meatball of chopped meat; usually pork liver, heart and fat belly meat bound with herbs

7. A contemptuous term for "woman," especially an old and unpleasant one, in reference to faggot "bundle of sticks," as something awkward that has to be carried

8. British slang for cigarette, usually abbreviated; “fag”

9. British public school slang: a “fag” or "faggot" is a junior student who does certain duties for a senior or teachers" with suggestions of "catamite" (a boy or young man in sexual association with an older individual, usually a man.)

10. A term of endearment used among some homosexual partners as a show of affection

11. Usually abbreviated to “fag.” A male homosexual who will take inordinate offense at your use of this word despite context.

12. What everyone surfing on the /b/ board of 4chan.org inadvertently is. Whether the term is used literally or ironically has yet to be discovered, but probably both

Verb

13. To bind or make into a faggot

14. To ornament with faggoting
1. What kind of fags come up with these definitions?

2. The inquisition used faggots to fuel execution pyres

3. Fetch a faggot so I can whip you boy.

4. Faggots were collected to make durable metal stakes to impale sodomites

5. Roy: That was so yummy, what seasoning did you use?
Steve: I managed to stuff a faggot in!

6. I can't get this faggot down my throat, how do you English enjoy this?

7. Useless faggot

8. Bill: Oi, fag, mate?
Pete: Fuck you say batty boi?
Bill: Chill bruv, you wanna go twosies?
Pete: Right mate

9. Prefect: I sent Milton to sit on the toilet seat to get it warm for me
Housemaster: I'm sure that's the only reason why you sent that faggot out there, well go on; but have him back for roll call!

10. Rob: Ughhrraahh!
Shaun: I love it when you come in me you faggot!

11. Pierre recently got married to a guy, what a faggot!

12. Anon: Chock on dick you cock stroking fag! I bet you can't even tri-force
Anon: Shut up or contribute fags
Anon: You summerfags should an hero.

13. Man Bear: Faggot these over here why don't you boy *sultry wink* You're only allowed to use your mouth.
Youth: Yes sir! *intense salivating *

14. This involves one man bent over, face down, ass up; with another man convincingly buried to the hilt and planking dude one. For extra style and pleasure points swivel around 360' whilst inserted.
Or, after a good hard dicking, cum all over his butt cheeks and massage your man goo all over the ass to produce a shiny glaze
by Collective Unconscious October 15, 2015
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Slick faggot

a. A person who abuses a privilege or authority for personal gain at the expense of others (Common examples include executives, politicians, fake gurus, pseudo-intellectuals, etc.)

b. A person who commits such an act without remorse or reparation.

c. A clearly incompetent, or otherwise disgusting, individual who somehow manages to obtain/retain a position or relationship he is incapable of managing or appreciating, yet he blames others for his failings.
"That slick faggot doesn't believe a word coming out of his own fucking mouth."

"The CEO hired her 4 months ago, and that slick faggot already abandoned his family to run off with her."
by Flabbertyflibbit September 30, 2024
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Faggot

1. An explicit word, usually meaning offense towards the LGBT community.
2. Fag, slang British people use instead of saying cigarette.
Ew, James has a crush on Tyler, he's such a faggot!
by bobaxkylar January 26, 2019
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Faggot

"Did you hear a bunch of Faggots got shit-faced and trashed the Edinburgh library?"
"Funny. I didn't even know they could read up there."
by msrbigcock June 10, 2021
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faggot

fag-got

Irish slang for "old hag" or "slut"
Usually profounded and wrongfully accused as being the homophobic slur.

Homophobic word to people that share different sexualities.
"Hey, do you listen to the Pogues? I love Fairy Tale of New York."

"No, that song is homophobic, it has faggot in it!"
by totallynotsparts December 14, 2022
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Faggot

Widely misunderstood term used to deny heterosexual men’s first amendment right to expression. Typically used when someone is acting unruly or in general - a complete nuisance.
Person1: Dude, you seen that guy/girl/transsexual?
Person2: yeah they’re being a complete faggot. Let’s get out of here so annoying
by Idiotslayer July 8, 2018
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Faggot

A person who does any of the following: Main Scout in Team Fortress 2, Use DMR's in Battlefield, Camp with any other weapon than a sniper, People who kick low-level players, People who complain about how bad low-level players are, People who use ACOG or iron sights on snipers, People who use the AWP in Counter Strike, And basically anyone who does anything undesirable in any game.
"Stop spamming C4 you fucking faggot!"-Black Ops 2 Player
by 3_Dogg May 27, 2016
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