Simp

Doing anything to be around a female; being used

im a simp because I like driving around girls even though they don’t like me.

by Uhhhh uhhhhhhh ooof ooof ooof March 15, 2020

jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

Simp

a man who do more to impress his friends that does nothing for him but give the women in his life that care about him less.

Tom went out to eat with his friends but didn’t even ask his woman if she was hungry after being at work all day he is a simp

by RealLifer99 January 31, 2024

Simp

1. When a man will do anything for a girl in exchange for nothing even if he is friendzoned.

2. When a man throws his friends under the bus for a girl.

3. Carson Katz from Corinth Holder High School

Damn bro Carson Katz really being a Simp for louren even though she friendzoned him.

by @big_herm_824 March 5, 2020

Simp

An ECE major who drives a white mustang and gloats about driving stick

Danimals is a simp for paying $270 for a date with his own girlfriend, and her not paying for him

by Atzerrr March 8, 2020

Simp

An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.

Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.

Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.

by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020

Simp

The real definition of the word simp before it was hijacked by the unintelligent during the great pandemic of 2020.

Simp, short for, simpleton, means that someone lacks intelligence. Much like the writers who wrote 200 pages of the same definition

Internet-based simp: John's a simp, he likes Jessica.

Anyone born below the year 2000:
No, you're a simp because that's fucking stupid.

by LocAsian August 9, 2020