by Cumcoconigger May 1, 2021

by ._\ November 5, 2021

The Squat Rocket is a sex position in which the lady drinks laxatives and then squats over the man's face. He then opens his mouth and awaits the lady's bowel movement.
"I'm finna give this man a squat rocket tonight."
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"
by FuckedUpToothbrush April 23, 2021

by Crabbypats February 26, 2021

by Mr. thiccdiccman May 3, 2019

That chick was giving her boyfriend a handjob, and instead received a slide rocket, hence the eyepatch.
by RogerL769 June 21, 2012

when someone picks their nose and takes a booger from it, and shoves the booger up their partners asshole. then, the partner farts so the booger shoots out of their ass like a rocketship.
by funguy101010 March 30, 2021
