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Poop Sock

A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.
"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
by rastyhaf March 18, 2019
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Poop Lasagna

Can also be a group activity, especially at a workplace where an initial coworker starts off a standard dump but does not flush. The initial worker then inspires coworkers to continue to add layers to the 'lasagna'without flushing as to surprise the custodial staff or the workplace prude. It is virtually unpunishable given bathroom and privacy laws.

The poop represents the meat and cheese layers, while the toilet paper acts as the noodle. When done as a group effort, the heterogeneity of layers offered by various diets makes the poop lasagna a true workplace team building activity.
The guys on third shift really bonded last night by making a poop lasagna that went past the lid.
by Curly Poopinturdz August 4, 2018
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pooping backwards

The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.
Yellows '09 loves pooping backwards!
Yeah they leave some awesome skid marks.
by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010
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poop cap

A solid piece of poop blocking the butthole passage allowing prolonged control over otherwise explosive diarrhea.
Adam blew his poop cap, and now he can't stop shitting everywhere!
by Plumpy4000 January 8, 2009
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whoopsie-poop

When a male is standing, urinating, and unintentionally defecates in the process.
So the other day I was standing there taking a piss, when all of a sudden I pooped! What a total whoopsie-poop!
by PoopieBandits January 12, 2011
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Super Poop

When there is so much poop in one place from one person/creature you might belive it was from three people/creatures.
Evan: Dude your dog just super pooped everywhere in your basement
Tyler: Not again...
by Kingoflakes August 7, 2010
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portapotty poop

When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.
Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG
by portapotty pooper May 25, 2011
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