Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

Luke

A Luke is great at fighting and is very strong, funny and likes to live life his own way. He loves hanging with his friends and is usually secretive. He tends to make opinions about himself but doesn’t share them because other people will disagree because they don’t know him well.

“Luke would beat me in a fight.”

by I’m a WEEB July 8, 2020

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Luked

Just like joshing around, to get luked means your friend makes a joke at your expense. It is typically not funny either.

Gee wiz! You just got luked!

by Mathew Christian Gentzkr November 20, 2020

Luke

A pro rocket league player who sometimes doesn’t do his homework

Don’t Be Like Luke

by Koolik November 7, 2020

Luke

Luke is a person who possess the largest cock in the universe

Luke’s dick is huge

by Ihategaypeople July 7, 2021

Luke

Luke is someone everyone wants to be around. He is an amazing boyfriend, best friend, and all around good person. He is very charming, competitive, smart, and has a great voice. A very outgoing person, definitely an extrovert. (Into blondes with green eyes ONLY)

Wow! Luke is really awesome. His blonde green eyed girlfriend is pretty cool too.

by rubyyates25 June 12, 2022