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Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.
I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.
by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022
mugGet the Cop On Textmug.

Interrupting Text

When your having a text conversation with another person and your responding to what they sent and in mid-sentence, another text from the same person appears
James: "What are you gonna tell her?"
Alex: "hold on i'm txting it in-*txt message*- damn it she just sent me an Interrupting Text. Now how am I gonna respond?"
by Avatar: BP October 7, 2010
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Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.
I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."
by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010
mugGet the Premature Text-Jaculation.mug.

Bottom Text

When you can’t think of something good to match the top text.
Holy I’m gonna

Bottom Text
by hydrofungus July 29, 2023
mugGet the Bottom Textmug.

Text for your header

really fun, very good game

from youtube comment by Elias Bernstein on Danny Gonzalez' video Awful Game Ads On Instagram 3
yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total text for your header
by ooõoooooooooo June 1, 2019
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texting and scones

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you
by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022
mugGet the texting and sconesmug.

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