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Cum Taco

A taco in which you serve to someone while they're under the impression that the thick white stuff is sour cream, when its actually cum.
"Tyler, do you want a cum taco?"
by CrusadeToaster4 May 6, 2020
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Piss Taco

when someone literally pisses in your taco
Guy 1: “yo bro this taco tastes weird”

Guy 2: “oh yea, it’s moms famous piss taco”
by ephin_horse June 1, 2020
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Taco Bell

Let’s just say it’s a magical place to ask a friend to get food for you when your drunk. Or just to give you the shits
I want some damn Taco Bell
by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020
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Taco Bell

Relatively inexpensive Mexican-style fast food restaurant. Food served is often cheap and enjoyable, although it also has a notorious reputation for rapidly digesting and leading to explosive diarrhea.
Typical stages of trip to Taco Bell

1. Orders 2-3 burritos or tacos, pays around 5$ for them
2. Consume and enjoy the meal (Note: Any hot sauces placed on said meal may accelerate and intensify digestion and subsequent visits to toilet)
3. Approximately 20-30 minutes later, strong stomach rumbling and contractions are felt. Internally, the meal is being rapidly and violently digested before being quickly sent to fill the rectum.
4. Pressure rapidly builds in the nether region, accompanied by intense urge to find a toilet.
5. Upon reaching a restroom, pants are dropped and pressure is relaxed

6. Rapid, forceful ejection of fecal matter into toilet accompanied by terrible gas.
7. Recovery period begins.
by Swirlin64 June 10, 2020
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Vampire Taco

When a woman allows another man/woman to perform oral sex on them during their menstrual cycle.
"Girl, he wanted to taste it so bad I gave him a vampire taco to shut him up"
by Moe Biggzly July 21, 2020
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Paco Taco

A Mexican woman's vagina that has blonde trimmed hairs and smells like fish.
As Paco went down on Consuela, he realized her trimmed blonde public hairs were as bright as American cheese and her vagina smelled like fish. Thus making it a Paco Taco.
by Oooo weeee August 31, 2020
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