Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...

I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.

by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018

Ham

A stupid ass nigga that falls for online instagram scammers 😂🤦🏽 ♂️ Mainly gullib

Scammer: Send that 50$ bro
Ham: Bet bro this shit is so crazy ! Im gonna be so rich *Sends it*
Scammer: U fuckin ham *Blocks ham*

by Kasherquon October 17, 2019

chip ham

Beaten pussy, not smooth, rough, lose

Damn her pussy was so chip ham bro she been getting a lot lately.

by jAKETHeB0$$ January 14, 2017

Demi van ham

She is my classmate, we will become famous together that’s why she's in the dictionary 💯😍💯💯💯

We will be demi van ham😩

by SAndraForthewin November 21, 2021

slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

Ham

A Ho Ass Migga.

You are such a Ham!

by .,o September 29, 2020