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Minnesota Sandwich 

When a man takes a shit in the girl’s pussy and then he sticks his dick inside of her and creampies her then he takes his shit and cum covered dick and then violently jerks off onto the girl’s face and shit and cum will get all over her face. Then the guy licks all of the shit and cum off of her face and then he carpet munches the girl and he then vommits inside of her. Then he sticks back in and goes for another round!
Adrian: Do u wanna get laid?
Chanel: give me a minnesota sandwich!
Adrian: woah girl u nasty!
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Desparate Sandwich 

A threesome that results from three people that are hardly attracted to each other, if at all, but the convenience of presence, and the desire of sex is too great
Dude, I was with Dave and Sarah last night, and it ended in a Desparate Sandwich.

Cunt Sandwich

When one woman sticks her pussy in the folds in another pussy.
Becky: "Me and Alice did the Cunt Sandwich last night!"
Cunt Sandwich by Ahurah_D September 9, 2018

moldy sandwich 

An annoying person
"he's so annoying, he must be a moldy sandwich"
moldy sandwich by APOTATNYAN November 4, 2018

Side Sandwich 

When the contents of your sandwich are so gloriously filling, they fail to be completely contained by the breading they’re held together in, and end up sticking out on the sides, as well as sometimes the back of your sandwich, advertising a glimpse of the delicious ingredients that lie within.
Johnny: You haven’t eaten your sandwich yet.

Blair: I am, I’m just working on my side sandwich first.
Side Sandwich by Boi Idek November 13, 2018

Van Sandwich 

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.
Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.
Van Sandwich by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019

swedish sandwich 

When you smoke, slam a bunch of food and then smoke again.
Ava and I are going to get Swedish Sandwiches for lunch. You should come along!”
swedish sandwich by Lilemmy March 1, 2019