massive penis

Men has a foot long between their legs which is a
Massive penis

DAMN THATS A MASSIVE PENIS-

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021

penis panic

When a man discovers that his significant other is not a cis woman, but a transgender woman with male genitalia. This usually results in the subject suffering from blackouts or violent behavior towards the transgendered individual.

"I was tryna move towards third base and before I knew it I'm in full penis panic mode."

by happygolucky6969 September 1, 2019

pop a penis

To get really pissed off at someone.

Easy there Nick, no need to pop a penis.

by Bro Me March 7, 2011

penis wobbler

When you think you are fucking a girl and realize you're actually fucking a potatoe

i think I just had a penis wobbler

by Bob sagat June 23, 2015

Porn Penis

A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.

Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.

by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020

penis liquor

when one sneaks their penis in your alcoholic beverage and whatches you drink it.

Keith: hey i watched my buddy drink penis liquor.
Drake: that disgusting!

by thomasonramj1 July 7, 2008

Penis profiling

Like racial profiling, except one is sizing up a the size of a man's penis by the way he acts. In this case, race does not make a difference!

Big sister- Check out that cute guy at the end of the bar!

Lil sister- Yeah he's cute, but he's a cocky somebody!

Big sister- So what's that got to do with it?

Lil sister- That means he's probably got a little penis!

Big sister- Oh you're just penis profiling!

by KC, MFD & Big Sister T March 24, 2008