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penis lick

Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.
Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.

Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
by catsRlife July 4, 2009
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Penis music

Penis Music is a sub genre of music in which the artist uses vibrations to portray their emotions. Penis music can also be referred to as dick jams, as well as cock opera.
Hey bro! Did you hear the new penis music? Fantano gave it strong 9/10!”
by Gamer6454 January 15, 2020
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penis bear

The term "penis bear" originated in southern Ireland, where bears would roam the streets at night and stick their penis through the holes in the walls of wooden houses, scaring children. When the head of the household would see a penis bear's dick come through the wall of his house, he would ring a special bell that signalled "penis bear" to the neighborhood.
"Quick Ellen, get the boiling water, there's a PENIS BEAR outside!"
by danielle flesher November 9, 2007
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penis fuzzy

The sublime feeling men achieve in their genital region when traveling down a hill incredibly fast in a vehicle.
Speeding down that hill in my RX-7 gave me an insane penis fuzzy.
by FalkonFuzzy June 11, 2006
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penis weekend

A weekend in which is spent mostly with your hand and your penis.
"I just totally had a penis weekend!"
by drew June 16, 2007
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penis truck

one who drives an enormously large pickup truck in order to replace the absense of a ween.
"man, look at that penis truck, i bet his ween is inverted."
by danger_bahd April 24, 2003
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Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.
by elviscoolie October 7, 2009
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