national climb a tree day

November 7 is national climb a tree day! Grab ur old clothes and grippy trainers!!

Friend 1: right we are climbing a tree
Friend 2: what why?
Friend 1: because it's national climb a tree day silly

by Scruffy eats tree November 02, 2020

fat nippled oak tree

A slang word for a small white penis with warts on it.

Girl1: Holy shit Brad has the smallest fat nippled oak tree!
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.

by Busty Jew November 27, 2017

Happy Tree Friends fetish

When you have a fetish for (i.e. you jerk off to) cute little cartoon animal characters dying gory horrible painful deaths.

I need to watch Happy Tree Friends in order to cum as I have a severe Happy Tree Friends fetish.

by Bad C dev March 05, 2021

My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

by Poptart condom September 23, 2015

Alligator climbing a lemon tree

A very popular saying with a profound meaning.

Yo, look at that alligator climbing a lemon tree.

by Alligator climbing a lemon tre August 24, 2022

nicaraguan palm tree

youre having sex with a girl from behind and have her shit on you while youre still inside her, as you continue to to have sex her with the shit will spread out in a fanned palm tree shape. then pull out. it will look like a nicaraguan palm tree.

dude last night this girl gave me a nicaraguan palm tree! it was great!

by J.E.B. March 22, 2010

slang pam trees

pam girl who can describe an oak leaf as a leaf you may have seen burning in your fireplace. also, has seen the big trees.

big trees. a vision one might see when at the hight of orgasm

by eve April 17, 2005