Matt

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.

Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.

by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

Matt

okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-

basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.

by melzy1 June 23, 2021

Matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

A narcissistic man child that will bullshit his way through a 5 year relationship by cyber cheating

We all know who messaged the neighbour on a swinging site matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

by Tricklyfe February 4, 2022

Matt-Milnered

When a person plays psychological warfare with you with out your knowledge . A gaslighting sociopathic narcissist with mommy issues A person who uses up people and leaves when there's nothing left to find another victim.

A person that destroys lives

Poor GG she was so successful until she got Matt-Milnered, now she has to start over. good thing she isa survivor

by Vengeancewillbmine January 11, 2024

matt nouvello

Worst Youtuber to live on this earth

Hey Are you the Fag Matt Nouvello?!?!?!

by Gayness 65 March 2, 2015

Matt

a guy that will definitely have an affair with someone (a realtor), and in the same marriage, get disorderly conduct with a weapon while intoxicated. He also only runs on black coffee and liquor.

Are you creating on me, Matt?

by Narcissisticfather69 April 5, 2023