Tard law

A Law passed to prevent a retard from harming, or confusing themselves any further.

That warning label on the blend and lawnmower was put there because of a tard law.

by MWJW September 28, 2008

Günters Law

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 19, 2022

un-laws

un-laws - defined as 'family' of ex significant others who may or may not sponge or look for undue support from non biological cohabitants

My homegirl said her ex stayed with her and his fam always asked her for money for lotto/bud and beer when she came in.They broke up and whenever her folks saw her they STILL hit her for space change. Upon careful introspection it appeared to me, she left and they became un-laws...

by Ismail Sabbah October 30, 2011

Omar’s Law

Omar’s Law states:
“Everything is wrong. I am correct”
...what an ass.

Obsidian: “The magnet is dropped through the coils.”
Omar: “No! We use a different method to measure speed!”
Obsidian “Ya khara, the question literally says the magnet is dropped. Is this Omar’s Law?”

by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019

Spartan's Law

A law stating that no matter the amount of alcohol ingested in drugs taken some movies were just meant to be terrible in every form of perception. Meet The Spartan's and Titanic for example.

*After walking out of the movie theatre*

Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.

-Spartan's Law-

by Dre-Dubb-Mandemz May 20, 2010

Jones' Law

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.

Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?

by AltLore May 25, 2021

Lyndi's Law

The observation made in 2014 by Lyndit that, given enough time, one's belongings of which there are multiple and the nature of such belonging is that it gets moved around between home, work, etc, will eventually accumulate into one's car. Lyndit predicted that this trend would continue for the foreseeable future.

Scott: Hey, do you know what happened to the hairbrush that was in the bathroom?
Ann: Yes... it's in my car.
Scott: Ah ha. Lyndi's Law strikes again.

by Tenacious E June 22, 2015