Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md

A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster

by jonthan mar August 3, 2010

Kevin Shattenkirk

Man who's love is in NY. Wanted to get out of the crap hole in St. Louis so bad. After being dealt to Washington, he wanted to mess with them so he played bad so they wouldn't resign him. On July 1st, he signed with the real team of New York.

Kevin Shattenkirk GOAT.

by Ortiz Did ROIDS. August 31, 2017

Kevining

Helping out in a situation in your mind. Yet in reality, fucking things up entirely.

Kevin was trying to help with the systematic flow of things in their own mind. But in reality screwing it all up in reality. Therefore Kevining.

by Jqluckystuck July 22, 2025

kevin fruit

A Jewish bastard

Hey Anne, stop being a Kevin Fruit.

by beebeebabycakes May 19, 2016

Kevin

Kevin is a spectacular person who is synonymous with winning and just being great. Kevin's are generally superior to Lebrons and Michaels. Their choices to shift to winning situations are bold and should never be questioned by people who don't understand greatness. Kevin's would also be even greater if they didn't need to put up with the James' and Kyries of the world. The world will tell Kevin's that they are ashy and need to moisturize but y'all are broke and fk y'all.

That snake needs to moisturize his scales!
Nah bro that's Kevin. You just broke and hating!

by Mmark88 November 23, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is the most hated guy and is so god damn ugly. most Kevin's are Asian and he is blind. he cant see. he gets none of the girls because of how ugly he is. he is the type of guy to always get bullied and bashed.

i would not date kevin because he is the ugliest animal alive.

by evert hervey October 13, 2022