Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!
by Studd (haha) April 5, 2005
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by BN'G January 2, 2009
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1) Any "get together" of human primates where alcohol is involved, and there is a nearly complete lack of female human primates.
2) More generally, a social gathering that the person using the term does or did not find pleasurable.
2) More generally, a social gathering that the person using the term does or did not find pleasurable.
This expression was conceived on the patio of a bar in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada called "Cactus Pete's". A friend of the inventor's commented that this bar sucked, and why did we always go there? The inventor of the word (henceforth referred to as me), exclaimed, "Yeah, this place is a sausage fest. No, wait, it's worse. This is, like, a sausage factory, where they manufacture the meatiest and juiciest sausages, like Johnsonville Brauts!...This place is fucking Johnsonville!"
by uncle_class January 26, 2004
Get the johnsonville mug.When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.
Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.
The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.
The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.
by Indefinido December 11, 2008
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Get the swift johnsoning mug.Not to be confused with America’s favorite bratwurst, Johnsonville, is a place where family and friends can get together, let loose and have a good time!
The name Johnsonville debuted in the early 90’s by the then Monroe Boys & Girls Club director. It was later referenced by THE wedding DJ while partying at Johnsonville during an impromptu speech. The name was a hit and ended up resonating with the friends and family in attendance.
Johnsonville hosts casino nights, weddings, Super Bowl parties, World Cup finales and also makes a difference by participating in the American Cancer Society's Relay For Life.
Johnsonville can also be a collection of people with the last name Johnson all in one place at the same time.
The name Johnsonville debuted in the early 90’s by the then Monroe Boys & Girls Club director. It was later referenced by THE wedding DJ while partying at Johnsonville during an impromptu speech. The name was a hit and ended up resonating with the friends and family in attendance.
Johnsonville hosts casino nights, weddings, Super Bowl parties, World Cup finales and also makes a difference by participating in the American Cancer Society's Relay For Life.
Johnsonville can also be a collection of people with the last name Johnson all in one place at the same time.
When you’re at Johnsonville, you’re at home.
"Planes, Trains and Automobiles", that's a Johnsonville classic!
"Planes, Trains and Automobiles", that's a Johnsonville classic!
by K-Daddy1004 November 5, 2012
Get the Johnsonville mug.The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.
Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.
by Ronald McDonald69 May 20, 2013
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