Johns batty

The creme de la creme of battys out-rivalling and outcompeting any other batty, no matter what size

Charlie and Becky were carriers of the Johns batty.

by TheCreater12 May 12, 2019

john jiro

a fucking jungle asian 👴🏿

man that john jiro guy’s name was made from his parent’s cough 👨🏿 🦲

by jungle asian mom May 28, 2019

John JC

The real one my g

John Jc is da real brudda

by Fantasy14 September 6, 2019

Ballsack John

The man...
The myth...
The Legend...
He plays baseball, and they call him ballsack.

Ballsack John killed 3 chicken tenders.

by TheBeanBeanedYou May 26, 2018

John Clinton

The hottest, most sexy boy around. You will never find a better man than the OG John Clinton. There is only one. THE John Clinton. All hail.

I just saw John Clinton and I camed in my pants.

by jakemah January 8, 2020

John Emmett

Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover

john emmett is my guy

by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020

John Anders

The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.

What does the John Anders say?

John Anders: Steike være

by LoonaTheTimeGoddess January 17, 2020