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fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.
Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.
by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 20, 2014
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camera-jacked

The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.
"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"
by JerBearGRR April 19, 2014
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Jam Jacket

Great code word for Sanitary towel or hilarious offensive name calling
" Hey Jerry, grab me some jam jackets from the drug store"
OR
"Come here you jam jacket"
by badbearbeanbag February 2, 2015
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man jacket

A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.
Chris Farley's Man Jacket mad him sweat like a steamed pig on SNL.
by Hard Rooster July 3, 2014
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satin jackets

A lady's pocket, her most private pink part, her "vagine".
"I'm gonna get me some satin jackets tonight"

"She gives her satin jacket up way too easily"
by Geetar Man July 10, 2014
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House Jacked

Stealing real estate using legal or illegal methods.
The lawful owner of a house has been House Jacked when a person moves into a house without permission, refuses to leave when asked, and claims that the house is theirs.
by Vauban Schwarzwald March 2, 2015
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brando jacket

A jacket similar to the one worn by marlin brando In the wild one, also worn by travolta in grease and mel Gibson in mad max
Rockabilly hipsters love there brando jackets
by bob boberton July 30, 2015
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