Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

I'm the one who's fucking the chicken

Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.

My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".

by JMuny July 11, 2014

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

An amazing YouTube mini-series directed by Becky Sloan and Joeseph Pelling featuring 3 main protagonists; Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck. Each episode has an education song. Great for kids.

Person 1:have you heard of don't hug me i'm scared and did you see that they're making a new tv series this year sometime in september 2022 on channel 4

Person 2: YES YOU ARE COOL WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS

Person 1: YES YOU ARE COOL AS WELL WE ARE FRIENDS NOW

by camillathechameleon June 30, 2022

Now Shawty Think I'm a Sweater

A play on words, but still the same meaning as "sweat her". A phrase used where a girl believes that the male she has found interest in will fall to her feet, or find comfort in her by sporting her like sweater, but the male is declaring she is sadly mistaken.

"Now shawty think I'm a sweater, sipping on amaretto... She look good but I know she after my chedda. She tryna get in my pockets, homie and I ain't gonna let her" - 50 Cent

by P.Caps December 25, 2010

I'm higher than these gas prices

This phrase originated by the chief Alex while he was high as fuck talking to max. Higher than these gas prices gives the person on the receiving end that the person who said this magnificent quote is really under the influence of marijuana

Hot dog this blunt is good as shit I'm higher than these gas prices

by alexthechief October 13, 2018

I'm hit once then deada

Well, that's what it sounds like, but it might not be what he said. Although "then deada" rhymes with vendetta, the meaning isn't entirely clear. "Hit" can mean shot, so it could mean that the girl is so attractive that seeing her is as powerful as being shot - like being "knocked out" by her beauty.

50 Cent's.

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

Dats What I'm Talkin' 'Bout

An expression to show that you like something.

This is the slightly more slang version of that's what i'm talking about.

Also see the acronym for this term:DWITB.

(After taking your first swig of beer after a long day at work)
Oh man, dats what I'm talkin' 'bout!

by AppleJax December 9, 2004