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Human-Day

After Fur-Day, on December 21st is ‘Human-Day’, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.
John: “Hey you, Furry!”
Furry: “Did you enjoy Fur-Day?”
John: Fool! It’s Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)
by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020
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Human trafficKing

A human proclaimed to be a king who traffics.
What do you mean by Human trafficKing?

Think of it as the creation of the universe. That one human who later proclaimed himself as a king that was found guilty of doing an action called traffic is the Big Bang

And literally anything after that is the universe as we know it now

Loaded glock, newttons, dinasaurs, speed of dark, etc....
by EDR-bookOfLife November 22, 2021
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mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.
Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!
by Your potato bitch November 10, 2021
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humans

A group of people that do nothing but feel miserable, make other people feel miserable, and then eventually die.
It's a miracle that humans exist, and somehow we spend that opportunity by destroying ourselves.
by daigo0777 November 17, 2021
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Human

If u were born u r a human
by Jashueo November 20, 2021
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Human resurrection

Killing off someones spirit, by way of the purest most group wide hatred you can find, gather and negotiate.. and making them want to die, while watching them rise above every ounce and shred of hate ALL on their OWN... with NO help, NO love... and, against ALL odds. While the world acts like they hated owes them something, when ACTUALLY the world owes them ONLY the same amount of love equal to the hate... only the hated is strong enough NOT to need it. #Brooklyn.
Brooklyn STILL had your back, when NOBODY else did.. even after real live human resurrection was pursued”.
by MomBrooke September 6, 2021
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Human Helicoil

When a womans vagina is too sloppy and worn out so instead of getting surgery ya just shove a boneless ham in her and cut a new hole.
I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil
by #Fmlfdd September 8, 2021
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