Wedding Finger

The act of trying butt stuff for the first time, specifically involving the ring finger on the left hand while consummating the marriage.

"So, did how did Chad perform on the wedding night?"

"Pretty good, but he insisted on getting the Wedding Finger in. Otherwise, I can't complain."

by TheClamBurgular August 12, 2016

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

finger magic

A more discreet term for fingering. Often said using a gesture of wiggling one’s fingers upwards.

“So what happened when you hung out with him last night at the beach?”

“Let’s just say there was some finger magic on the beach...”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.

Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.

by jimmybomm July 11, 2021

Finger slippage

to feel someone up or or engage in foreplay with the hands.

"I totally got my finger slippage on with that girl last night in the club"

Jon: "How'd that date go last night?"
Jeff: "Pretty good, we didn't bang, but I got some finger slippage in."

by dontgiveashittt January 3, 2011

Witches finger

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.

Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!

by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019

alpaca finger

Slang for vagina

Man that alpaca finger was tight af

by Phetkittty June 5, 2016