Dutch Glass Blower

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.

The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.

by Chibraltar February 20, 2024

Dutch Foundry

What happens when a Dutch Oven goes too far and you have catastrophic diarrhea under the covers while sharing the bed with a friend, partner, or spouse.

I finally slept over at my new boyfriend's house, and of course this was the one night I left a Dutch Foundry under his new satin sheets. Time to find a new boyfriend!

by Jud Louis February 17, 2025

Double Dutch

One standard quarter ounce (7 grams) of Cannabis rolled into a blunt.

“I got eight poured in my double cup,
Quarter ounce in a blunt that’s a double Dutch”
- Lil Peep on the song ‘Doubled up’

by Jimmy Popper December 31, 2017

Dutch perogie

When you bring cheez whiz into the bed, put it in your partner's butt crack, then lick it out. Potatoes and veggies optional but recommended

Dude, you know that chick I took home last night? I gave her a Dutch Perogie.

Bro, seek out professional help

by Dehydratedninja March 30, 2022

Dutch Friday

Where the lads go buy dutch then smoke with tunes at sesh den

i’m so exited for Dutch friday!

by Scott Gore December 12, 2022

Dutch

When a person playing golf hits a chip shot off of the green to within 4 feet of the pin.

“Wow, Jeramy nice Dutch.”

“What club did you use to nail that Dutch?”

by Dr.Salesman November 8, 2023

Dutch hookah

Farting in a cpap

I gave her the Dutch hookah while she was sleeping with her cpap on

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023