Shit Balls Cold 

When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.

Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!

Shit Balls Cold by smither July 21, 2004

Put his hand in cold water

First time killing someone. Popped his murder cherry.

Johnny is looking to get a name for himself . He put his hand in cold water over a beef.

Put his hand in cold water by CunningLinguist24/7/366 January 9, 2017

sex cold

Sickness with cold like symptoms obtained from having too much sex, or breaking a dry spell. Usually doesn't go away untill you've had sex again

"I got a sex cold last weekend"

sex cold by Rob Johns May 4, 2008

a one that isn't cold 

Scarsely a one at all

The property of ones: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one.

a one that isn't cold by ejer February 3, 2004

Miami Cold 

Slang for cocaine; Not to be mistaken for the Miami Heat.

You need that Miami cold?

Miami Cold by nateluvv September 15, 2006

butt cold 

REALLY Cold. So cold that even Liz's butt is cold.

Me: Dang, it's cold. How cold is it, Liz?
Liz: It's butt-cold

butt cold by adawg November 5, 2003

Kentucky Cold Cock 

The act of inserting, unbeknownst to one's significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one's own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.

It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.

I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.

*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.

Kentucky Cold Cock by Roseymalt January 7, 2010