coffeecat

someone who interrupts the process of reading a book, magazine, newspaper, etc., often by climbing into your lap or nudging you with their head.

i was sitting calmly, reading "Freakonomics," when I was rudely interrupted by a coffeecat.

by rockthetandem June 29, 2007

coffeed

A complete day's nutrition and a complete week's caffeine in one portable IV

I set up my coffeed prior to a long programming session.

After a week of coffeeds I had to go into detox.

by EmuSam August 5, 2011

Coffeemate

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.

Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).

by VictorySea January 25, 2021

chase coffey

WEAR PANTS WITH JIZ ON THEM, WTF. LOOKS LIKE CRACK WHORE, SKINNED POTATO LOOKIN ASS

dont be a chase coffey

by stickynutjuice December 23, 2017

coffeetarian

Etymology: coffee + -arian
Function: noun
1 - A firm believer in the power of coffee.

Call me a coffeetarian, but decaf is just another word for dirty water.

by Mireru December 28, 2007

coffeebeaning

The female equivalent of teabagging, where a female would rub her vagina over the victim's face/forehead

"Kerry, that coffeebeaning you gave me totally fucking stank."

by Ahdinko January 9, 2009

Caffee

Coffee, but mixed with enough sugar to become a gloppy, gooey like substance. Basically almost to a solid form.

Ashley poured so much sugar into her coffee that she made Caffee! Then she ate it with a spoon.

by James Ottoson May 7, 2007