cock robber

A female cock-blocker. This female blocks access to a cock by intercepting and stealing the cock that is already being pursued by another girl.

I was totally going to get with Rick, but that cock robber Jewels stole him! That bitch.

by ValSamNick April 25, 2011

Megatron cock

A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.

HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.

by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017

cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

Cock gatherer

A person who dedicates there life to the cultivation of penis.

‘Emma and Crystal are such a cock gatherers’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Cock Trap

When you are about to cum whilst in missionary and she locks her legs around your waist.

I think I got Bailey pregnant last night, she fucking cock trapped me.

by Wrongfellow March 1, 2019

cock yodeling

The sound porn actresses make when their mouth is being repeatedly, forcefully jammed onto a cock at a rapid pace. Usually accompanied by gagging, choking, and strings of spit.

Damn, that girl was cock yodeling like a champ- you could hear the GUK GUK GUK half a block away.

by Babs McGaggy January 31, 2020

Sports Cock

Sports Cock, compact and tidy when u dont need him,but when u do need him its a sleek love making machine.

He was neither a grower nor a shower, could say he had a sports cock.

by ZenoBoi August 10, 2016