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Chris Crinkle

A girl is giving a man a blow job and right before he blows his load she slaps her cheeks. Then when she pulls of he ejaculates al over her mouth and chin, giving her a beard and rossie cheeks.
Yo nolan when you mom was blowing me last night i gave her a chris crinkle.
by PatMan629 December 18, 2007
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Chris Brusa

A white guy that calls himself whatever country he just found out he has ancestry from.
Like if a guy found out he's 50% Italian he's gonna say he's italian
Person 1: " Did you hear what David said? All of a sudden hes Armenian!"

Person 2: "Yeah he's a real Chris Brusa"
by BruceJuice101 January 28, 2022
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Chris's Dreams

adj: A long drawn out story. A story about something you have no interest . You don't care about Chris or his dreams.
Craig was telling me about how he was so into something. And I just told him "Chris's Dreams" and he got the point about my lack of interest.
by kneelius July 7, 2010
mugGet the Chris's Dreamsmug.

Chris Special

When a man performs fellatio on a woman with no reciprocation intended or wanted.
Guy 1: Yo how was last night?
Chris: I gave her the chris special!
Guy 2: Again? You must want to be a virgin.
Chris: I just love munching box!
by cookiemonster2000 November 24, 2019
mugGet the Chris Specialmug.

Chris Browned

To Being hit, beaten, stricken by someone else.
In other words, to have the Sh*t knocked out of you.
OMG, Did you hear about Tina the other day? She was totally Chris Browned by her friend Jill for making out with Jill's BF!
by Gabe, Duh!! March 11, 2009
mugGet the Chris Brownedmug.

Chris Treen

A mean and ruthless asshole who is most likely to rot in hell. Al tho he says hes not, he is really gay for men and he loves touching people under 18, preferably boys. If you ever see this man he is as evil as satan.
dude chris treen is so fucking gay
by memer man 69 May 2, 2019
mugGet the Chris Treenmug.

Chris-Crockery

an adjective describing things that look or act simmilar to Chris Crocker
wow your new hair cut is really Chris-Crockery
by ILOVECHRISCROCKER October 19, 2010
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