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Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
"wow brandon is retarded"
by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024
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Brandon

A very nice person. Usually. The Brandon. Stands at about 6 feet tall. The Brandon will usually reply to a comment with 1 or 2 words. Often being "that's nice" or "sad"
Joe: my grandma has just died
Brandon: that's nice
by Morrisons bakery December 12, 2021
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brandon

small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy
Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny
by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024
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Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
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Brandon Hancock cock

by Brandon hancock September 23, 2019
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon
Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism
by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021
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