brandon is a manchild who cant look you in the eyes. he is very annoying and generally hated by most. brandon is the type of guy to fall in love with a woman who is either dating or married to another guy. he usually third wheels with that woman and can't take a hint. he talks Way too much when the situation doesn't call for it. the one good thing about him is that he is packing a HUUUUUUGEEEEEE C**k
by fuck off u son of a bitch haha June 6, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is someone who moves from St. Petersburg Fl to Nc and is the most handsomest man you will ever meet . Once you fall in love with him you can never let him go because he is one of a kind . He does so much for everyone, is funny, family oriented, sweet and caring, charming, strong, protective, smart and just sooo much more . He loves the gym and wrestling and is just so strong . He will always be there for you when you need him and the best person in the world . He deserves EVERYTHING he has ever wanted or desired and deserves so so much . And he will marry me one day just watch heheheeeee K+B forever also quick lil shoutout to Brenda and Kyleeeee !!! and thank u for protecting me from my crazy cousinssss love u poopie butttttt
by brandonsfuturewifey March 30, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. by kilyurmom420 February 16, 2020
Get the brandonmug. by Leigh CG February 10, 2022
Get the Brandon-Leighmug. A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018
Get the Brandon Stephensmug. Brandon is a common name for a rim grazing, small, unathletic, dumb human that has no iq and is so cocky
by Ari smith June 8, 2022
Get the Brandon brazellmug. A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024
Get the Dark Brandonmug.